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Idris Elba for Details, Septembar 2014 Issue by Mark Seliger

jesus mary and joseph look at this pinnacle of human evolution

I just really want a movie where Idris Elba has to change from a three piece suit into a tuxedo, with a shower in between.

That can actually be the plot.

Then he can read me the phone book in his tuxedo.


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modern day shakespeare adaptions that should exist

  • southern gothic macbeth. the bloody, brutal themes of the play in the suffocating atmosphere of the genre. the imagery of lady macbeth’s hands dripping with blood! the witches! macbeth’s madness when he believes the swamp has actually come to life to kill him! it’s like it was made for this play
  • political othello. make him secretary of defense or state. imagine a house of cards like environment. addresses issues of current racism and misogyny in politics, and Iago’s jealous/obsessive love for Othello with very clear homo-erotic undertones. like extremely explicit and how that translates in such a masculine setting to understand Iago’s intent.
  • police hamlet. hamlet senior as the deputy in nyc. his mysterious death draws his son home from stanford/harvard/what-have-you. a modern day noir-like detective mystery. emphasis on ophelia’s depression and subsequent decent into madness by popping too many pills. the way the “respectful” upper-class tear themselves apart splashed all across the media.
  • the tempest as lost.
  • titus andronicus as a proper horror movie, set in the current war in the middle east.
  • college midsummer nights dream. the fairyland is a popular night club. lots of dubstep music and drugs slipped in dark corners of the dance floor.

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My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody.

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i can’t believe there are people on this earth that don’t want to kiss girls

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And put some jam or honey or sesame salt (or bacon, if you eat meat) on that and it’s frickin heaven. GUHHHH PEANUT BUTTER ON TOAST
I LOVE BACON BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY BUT YES TO JAM AND YES TO HONEY also i’ll slice up bananas and put them on top and gggghhhhhKKKK

ok but listen


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